Church boner. Awkwardddd
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
How external is "for external use only"?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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