Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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