That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I AM VODKA MAN
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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