Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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