rhymes with "ouble enetration"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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