I'm jealous of your bromance
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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