Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Say something about gay babies.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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