My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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