Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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