8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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