'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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