If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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