She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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