just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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