When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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