i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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