spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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