Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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