Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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