new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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