You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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