id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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