Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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