i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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