I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
no, he came in my armpit
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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