I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
