Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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