yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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