he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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