She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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