So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
they need to just BURY HIM!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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