Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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