Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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