girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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