Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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