That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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