ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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