thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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