We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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