i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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