wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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