She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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