Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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