No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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