I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
