"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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