Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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