weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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