The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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