I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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